Oh, Marriage.

Scene: Realizing Hugh is about to be home and I have not showered and am still wearing my pajamas at 5pm, I decide to dry shampoo my hair, change my clothes, and put on some make-up really quickly. Hugh calls on his way home.

H: What are you doing?
C: Oh, I just got done freshening up.
H: You mean you dry shampooed your hair and changed out of your pajamas?

You don't even know me, Hugh.